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All posts tagged

retirement

June 23, 2021

I’ll Come Out of Retirement for This Top Secret Mission, But How Will It Affect My Social Security?

by Ben Lyons
October 17, 2019

My Biggest Regrets About Retiring at 24

by Jonathan Zeller
April 12, 2018

GOP Retirement Announcement Template

by Teddy Wayne
October 8, 2009

George W. Bush’s Retirement To-Do List Regarding the Gophers on Crawford Ranch

by Kate Hahn
May 10, 2007

Statler And Waldorf Get Evicted From Their Retirement Home

by Rob Bloom
December 1, 2006

Nuclear Plant or Retirement Community?

by Josh Fischel
January 5, 2005

Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper

by Dan Kennedy
November 10, 2004

The Riddler Makes an Announcement

by John Moe
June 6, 2001

Mysteries And Conundrums To Be Solved With One Hour Left Until My Retirement From The Force

by Mike Sacks

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July 13, 2021

Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore

by Andrew Singleton
July 14, 2021

Dear HR: What Skin Color Emoji Am I Supposed to Use?

by Zoe Sadozai Malik
July 22, 2021

The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule

by Robert Rooney
July 22, 2021

Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)

by Rachel Reyes

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July 28, 2021

Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree

by Carlos Greaves
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More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism

by Devin Wallace
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James Caan: A Guided Sleep Meditation

by Anthony D’Aries
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Beaver of Fine Arts: Art of the Ages… and the Aging

by Julie Reneé Benda