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All posts tagged

retirement

June 23, 2021

I’ll Come Out of Retirement for This Top Secret Mission, But How Will It Affect My Social Security?

by Ben Lyons
October 17, 2019

My Biggest Regrets About Retiring at 24

by Jonathan Zeller
April 12, 2018

GOP Retirement Announcement Template

by Teddy Wayne
October 8, 2009

George W. Bush’s Retirement To-Do List Regarding the Gophers on Crawford Ranch

by Kate Hahn
May 10, 2007

Statler And Waldorf Get Evicted From Their Retirement Home

by Rob Bloom
December 1, 2006

Nuclear Plant or Retirement Community?

by Josh Fischel
January 5, 2005

Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper

by Dan Kennedy
November 10, 2004

The Riddler Makes an Announcement

by John Moe
June 6, 2001

Mysteries And Conundrums To Be Solved With One Hour Left Until My Retirement From The Force

by Mike Sacks

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March 9, 2023

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

by Ryan Weber
March 8, 2023

Honest Haikus for Women

by Emily Knapp
June 29, 2018

17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

by Isabella Giovannini
March 3, 2023

I’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long and Unpleasant as Possible

by Tom Ellison

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by Alex Baia
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Okay, I Think I Am Finally Ready to Define “Woke”

by Devorah Blachor