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All posts tagged
routines
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May 18, 2018Into The Gloss’s “The Top Shelf” With a Working Mom Who’s Mastered the Art of Getting Through Her Morning Without Throwing Herself or Anyone Else Out a Window
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May 4, 2018My Self-Care Routine Involves Several Tons of Refined Sugar
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July 19, 2017My Daily Routine as a Job-Stealing Immigrant
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June 10, 2016Aquaman’s Sunday Routine
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July 16, 2007Animal Stripper Routines For Any Occasion
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June 26, 2000One Writer’s Routine
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 18, 2018Welcome to Breastfeeding Class, Surrender All Hope
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October 18, 2018List: Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY
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October 18, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 1 to 112
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October 18, 2018Fuck You, We’re Sight Words!