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All posts tagged

safety

December 1, 2014

List: Rare Product Instructions

by Don Ward
February 10, 2011

Ice Safety

by Kate Hahn
June 11, 2009

List: Non-Safety Schools

by Matthew A. Cohen
April 6, 2004

Quarterly Food Saftey Report to the Board of Directors, Thorsen Distributors International

by Jim Kehl
November 17, 2000

Excerpts From the Safety Brochure

by Kurt Luchs

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November 5, 2019

If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime

by Bob Vulfov
November 6, 2019

My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint

by Shannon J. Curtin
October 29, 2019

We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance

by Amanda Lehr
January 5, 2016

List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost In a Role

by Travis Tack

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November 11, 2019

Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth

by Paul Rosen
November 11, 2019

List: Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of

by James Folta
November 11, 2019

Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut

by Ross Murray
November 8, 2019

List: The Ten Commandments of Workism

by Madeleine Trebenski