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All posts tagged
salesmen
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August 17, 2011Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time
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June 2, 2010Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Barry Rodgers: If You Have Cockroaches, I’ve Already Made the Sale
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November 3, 2008Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Five: The Final Chapter
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January 24, 2008Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Two
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December 5, 2007Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Four
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June 27, 2007Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Three
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April 20, 2007Decker Moody, Swimming Pool Salesman
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February 6, 2007The Americans Who Voted For George W. Bush Wish To Return Their Television
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October 4, 2000The Great Sag
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