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All posts tagged
scripts
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July 6, 2018Theater of Your Mind Presents: It’s 2:47 AM!
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September 23, 2016Excerpts From the Gilmore Girls Revival Script, Which Seem to Indicate That Aliens Play a Large Role in the Show
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March 18, 2009Script Notes From the VP of Programming Following the Inevitable Purchase of the Spice Network by GE / NBC Universal
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August 13, 2008Jean-Paul Sartre’s Script for Without a Trace
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April 11, 2008A Proposed Screenplay for Spider-Man 2
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October 29, 2007Punching Up The Script: Car Wash (1976)
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May 22, 2007I Fell In Love With The Script
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November 2, 2006Aaron Sorkin Visits a Dental Hygienist
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May 23, 2006Utopian Endings For Reality Shows
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May 1, 2006Rejected Spots For The Army’s Current Ad Campaign, “Strength For Now, Strength For Later.”
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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