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All posts tagged
scripts
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May 1, 2006Rejected Spots For The Army’s Current Ad Campaign, “Strength For Now, Strength For Later.”
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April 20, 2006Lady Macbeth On Ambien
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March 13, 2006Mouthwash Commercials Taken to Their Logical Conclusion
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January 15, 2006An Extremely Patient Producer Works With An Aspiring Pornography Scriptwriter
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June 24, 2003Scripts for Everyday Use
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June 26, 2002Actual Conversation with Roberta, Nine-Years-Old
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May 16, 2002Prank Calling My Friends Using The “Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard” Computer Program.
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August 16, 200115 Second Theater Proudly Presents “The Cocktail Hour” And “Father Of The Year.”
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July 27, 2001The Tyranny Of Water
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