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All posts tagged

seafood

June 19, 2019

Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore

by Lindsay Haber
June 29, 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen: It Is Party Time at Club Seacrets!

by Jason Roeder and Mike Sacks
February 27, 2004

Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both Scalps and Scallops

by Michael Ward
January 15, 2004

Possible Restaurant Names For a Themed Slot-Machine/Race-Car/Tokens-And-Prizes Establishment That Has an Overwhelming Amount of Seafood Dishes On the Menu

by Millie de Chirico

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July 29, 2022

Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable

by Kathryn Baecht
August 5, 2022

An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls

by Swati Sudarsan
August 2, 2022

Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications

by Brittany K. Fonte
August 4, 2022

For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane

by Joe Wellman

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August 10, 2022

I Know I Said I’d Walk Five Hundred Miles for You, But I Am Now Having Second Thoughts

by Kevin Lynch
August 10, 2022

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by Sarah Lehman
August 9, 2022

Wow, I Didn’t Expect to Run into You While I Was Wearing This Stupid New Bucket Hat

by Alexis Pooley
August 9, 2022

I’m Starting to Realize I’m Watching The Bear (1988) Not The Bear (2022)

by James Folta and Ed Park