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seafood

June 19, 2019

Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore

by Lindsay Haber
June 29, 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen: It Is Party Time at Club Seacrets!

by Jason Roeder and Mike Sacks
February 27, 2004

Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both Scalps and Scallops

by Michael Ward
January 15, 2004

Possible Restaurant Names For a Themed Slot-Machine/Race-Car/Tokens-And-Prizes Establishment That Has an Overwhelming Amount of Seafood Dishes On the Menu

by Millie de Chirico

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December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 4, 2024

Updated Movie Ratings

by Lana Schwartz and Susanna Goldfinger

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December 12, 2024

Here at Time Magazine, We’ve Decided This Is Another One of Those Years We Pick a Person Who Fucking Sucks

by Eli Grober
December 12, 2024

A Scene from Saw LXVIII: Conference Meeting Icebreaker

by Amanda Goble and Mary Heitkamp
December 12, 2024

I’m a Hairy and Disaffected Accountant Competing on the Popular Mid-2000s TV Game Show Wipeout

by James La Bella
December 11, 2024

Positive Affirmations for Terrified Public School Teachers

by Katie Burgess