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All posts tagged
seafood
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June 19, 2019List: Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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June 29, 2011Ladies and Gentlemen: It Is Party Time at Club Seacrets!
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February 27, 2004List: Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both Scalps and Scallops
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January 15, 2004List: Possible Restaurant Names For a Themed Slot-Machine/Race-Car/Tokens-And-Prizes Establishment That Has an Overwhelming Amount of Seafood Dishes On the Menu
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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November 12, 2019On Writing a Novel During a Year-Long Fellowship
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November 11, 2019List: Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut