Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both Scalps and Scallops

List: Adjective and Noun Combinations Considered and Then Discarded in Favor of “Black Betty” in the Song “Black Betty,” Which Is Perhaps Better Known as “Whoa! Black Betty! Bam-ba-Lam.”

List: Nine Words Probably Not Ever Found in Personal Ads

List: My Unabridged Vocabulary at Thirteen Months, Which, Unhappily, Foreshadows the Next 302

List: Jurisdictional Karate: 36 Selected Pairs of Guide Words from The Merriam-Webster Dictionary, 1974

An Obituary for the Weekend

Nihilist Dad Jokes

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”

Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jean Lescure, from “The N+7 Method (An Individual Case of the W±n Method)”