Michael Ward

A Streaming Service Fantasy Series Director’s Speech to the Cast and Crew at the Start of Filming

Excerpts from The 48 Laws of Power…for Cats

The Netflix Algorithm for Parenting

The Best Games to Play with Your Children after Nearly a Year in Quarantine

AITAs for Parents of Young Children

A Complete Classification System For the Different Actions That Follow Your Four-Year-Old Yelling “Dad, Watch This!” At You From Across the Room

Famous Movies Rewritten For Parents of Young Children On Their First Date Night Since Their Youngest Child Entered the Four-Month Sleep Regression

Please Listen Carefully, Because Our Menu Options Have Changed and Are Also a Hellish, Kafkaesque Experiment Developed to Test the Effects of Psychological Warfare

Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY

Tips for Watching the Perseid Meteor Shower with Your Toddler, as Written by Someone Who Has Never Seen a Meteor Shower and Who Has Never Interacted with a Toddler for More Than a Few Minutes

The Top Ten 2018 Men’s World Cup Teams Ranked By How Easily the First Lines of Each Country’s National Anthem Could Be Slipped Unnoticed Into Expository Voiceover In a Lord Of The Rings Movie

A Memo to Investors in 11D Technologies, Inc