Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
Articles by
Michael Ward
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February 6, 2019List: Please Listen Carefully, Because Our Menu Options Have Changed and Are Also a Hellish, Kafkaesque Experiment Developed to Test the Effects of Psychological Warfare
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October 18, 2018List: Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY
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August 10, 2018Tips for Watching the Perseid Meteor Shower with Your Toddler, as Written by Someone Who Has Never Seen a Meteor Shower and Who Has Never Interacted with a Toddler for More Than a Few Minutes
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June 14, 2018List: The Top Ten 2018 Men’s World Cup Teams Ranked By How Easily the First Lines of Each Country’s National Anthem Could Be Slipped Unnoticed Into Expository Voiceover In a Lord Of The Rings Movie
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March 19, 2013A Memo to Investors in 11D Technologies, Inc
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February 3, 2011List: Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both the Super Bowl and a Superb Owl
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May 9, 2007Your Proposed Design For The New Roosevelt Elementary School
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November 6, 2006The Race For Junior Class Vice President Goes Negative
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January 13, 2006List: Words and Phrases I Hope Never Appear in Front of My Name in Print
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August 18, 2005The Weekly Column of a Local-Newspaper Ombudsman Attempting to Communicate His Marital Frustrations Through His Work
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May 12, 2005List: Fun Facts About Chinese President Hu Jintao, as Conveyed by American Culture
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January 28, 2005List: New State Names Resulting From the Coming Wave of Mergers and Acquisitions
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe