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Articles by
Michael Ward
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February 3, 2011Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both the Super Bowl and a Superb Owl
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May 9, 2007Your Proposed Design For The New Roosevelt Elementary School
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November 6, 2006The Race For Junior Class Vice President Goes Negative
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January 13, 2006Words and Phrases I Hope Never Appear in Front of My Name in Print
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August 18, 2005The Weekly Column of a Local-Newspaper Ombudsman Attempting to Communicate His Marital Frustrations Through His Work
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May 12, 2005Fun Facts About Chinese President Hu Jintao, as Conveyed by American Culture
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January 28, 2005New State Names Resulting From the Coming Wave of Mergers and Acquisitions
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August 27, 2004E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone
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August 23, 2004Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both Sherpas and Sherbet
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April 28, 2004Create Your Own Thomas Friedman Op-Ed Column
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March 19, 2004Suggested Masters Thesis Titles Making Use of Puns On a 1983 Marvin Gaye Classic
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February 27, 2004Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both Scalps and Scallops
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ