New State Names Resulting From the Coming Wave of Mergers and Acquisitions

The Needling And The Damage Not Done

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Words That Would Make Nice Names for Babies, If It Weren’t For Their Unsuitable Meanings

Actual Names of Amsters Living in the Greater Seattle Area

No, Our Company Is Not “Anti-Union,” We Simply Believe That It Is in Our Best Interest to Quash Any Attempt by Our Employees to Collectively Bargain on Their Behalf

The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists

As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia