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McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern has won the 2019 National Magazine Award for Fiction!

January 28, 2005

New State Names Resulting From the Coming Wave of Mergers and Acquisitions

by Michael Ward

Califoregon
Wisconnecticut
Nevadaho
Massachutah
New Texaco
Vermontanessee
Wyomaine
Minnesohiowa
Arkansas

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