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January 28, 2005

New State Names Resulting From the Coming Wave of Mergers and Acquisitions

by Michael Ward

Califoregon
Wisconnecticut
Nevadaho
Massachutah
New Texaco
Vermontanessee
Wyomaine
Minnesohiowa
Arkansas

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