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July 10, 2017International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
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March 10, 2014The Sirens’ Performance Review
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April 18, 2013Exciting New Job Opportunity at Carnival Cruises!
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July 12, 2011Other Adages for Sailors
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March 12, 2009Why Not Let the Crew of the Pequod Host Your Child’s Next Birthday Party?
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June 18, 2008Worse Things Happen at Sea
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August 8, 2007An Intense Moment Aboard the Battlestar Galactagogue
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October 28, 1999Ponce de Leon and the Fountain of Youth
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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