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July 10, 2017International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
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March 10, 2014The Sirens’ Performance Review
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April 18, 2013Exciting New Job Opportunity at Carnival Cruises!
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July 12, 2011Other Adages for Sailors
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March 12, 2009Why Not Let the Crew of the Pequod Host Your Child’s Next Birthday Party?
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June 18, 2008Worse Things Happen at Sea
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August 8, 2007An Intense Moment Aboard the Battlestar Galactagogue
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October 28, 1999Ponce de Leon and the Fountain of Youth
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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October 4, 2022Timeline for Our Town’s Plan to Install a Single Traffic Light
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October 3, 2022What We Can and Can’t Confirm About Your Upcoming Flight
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October 3, 2022Alternatives to Asking Your Teacher Friends “How’s School Going?”
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September 30, 2022Cosette Receives a Letter from Her HOA Regarding Her Castle on a Cloud