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All posts tagged
shoes
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December 16, 2020The Cashier from “The Christmas Shoes” Breaks His Silence
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February 28, 2019I’m a Clog Bitch Now
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January 3, 2017I’m the Female Voice in a Shoe Commercial and I’ve Accidentally Swallowed This Super Fab Stiletto
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January 8, 2015An Open Letter to the Sneakers Hanging Over a Power Line on East Lake Sammamish Parkway
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May 7, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cobblers
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April 19, 2013Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Needing to Put on Your Shoes
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September 22, 2011Goldilocks Reviews the Sunshine Mary Jane Pump on Zappos
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January 6, 2011Modest Alternatives to “Fuck Me Boots.”
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June 3, 2002Shoe-Lacing Methods
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers