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All posts tagged
shoes
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February 28, 2019I’m a Clog Bitch Now
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January 3, 2017Monologue: I’m the Female Voice in a Shoe Commercial and I’ve Accidentally Swallowed This Super Fab Stiletto
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January 8, 2015Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Sneakers Hanging Over a Power Line on East Lake Sammamish Parkway
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May 7, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cobblers
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April 19, 2013Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Needing to Put on Your Shoes
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September 22, 2011Goldilocks Reviews the Sunshine Mary Jane Pump on Zappos
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January 6, 2011List: Modest Alternatives to “Fuck Me Boots.”
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June 3, 2002List: Shoe-Lacing Methods
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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January 5, 2016List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost In a Role
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