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shoes

January 3, 2017

Monologue: I’m the Female Voice in a Shoe Commercial and I’ve Accidentally Swallowed This Super Fab Stiletto

by Karly Brooks
January 8, 2015

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Sneakers Hanging Over a Power Line on East Lake Sammamish Parkway

by Kim Kankiewicz
May 7, 2014

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cobblers

by Teddy Wayne
April 19, 2013

Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Needing to Put on Your Shoes

by Amy Fusselman
September 22, 2011

Goldilocks Reviews the Sunshine Mary Jane Pump on Zappos

by Sarah Schmelling
January 6, 2011

List: Modest Alternatives to “Fuck Me Boots.”

by Jimmy Chen
June 3, 2002

List: Shoe-Lacing Methods

by Shane Wilson

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January 9, 2019

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home

by Keith James
January 10, 2019

List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits

by Kristen Mulrooney
January 14, 2019

The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything

by Jenn Shapland
January 18, 2019

FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give

by Shannon Reed

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Let Racist Boys Be Racist Boys Again

by Eduardo Martinez Jr.
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We Are Devoted to Racial Equality and Progress But Now Is Not the Right Time

by Homa Mojtabai
January 18, 2019

FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give

by Shannon Reed
January 18, 2019

List: How to Have a Mental Breakdown in an Open Concept Office

by Elyse O'Dwyer