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shoes

January 3, 2017

Monologue: I’m the Female Voice in a Shoe Commercial and I’ve Accidentally Swallowed This Super Fab Stiletto

by Karly Brooks
January 8, 2015

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Sneakers Hanging Over a Power Line on East Lake Sammamish Parkway

by Kim Kankiewicz
May 7, 2014

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cobblers

by Teddy Wayne
April 19, 2013

Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Needing to Put on Your Shoes

by Amy Fusselman
September 22, 2011

Goldilocks Reviews the Sunshine Mary Jane Pump on Zappos

by Sarah Schmelling
January 6, 2011

List: Modest Alternatives to “Fuck Me Boots.”

by Jimmy Chen
June 3, 2002

List: Shoe-Lacing Methods

by Shane Wilson

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by Colin Nissan
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by Dan Caprera
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by Cara Michelle Smith
November 5, 2018

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546

by Ben Parker, Kelsey Ronan, and Stephanie Steinbrecher

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