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shorts
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September 27, 2023Just to Confirm, We’re All Still Wearing Shorts Tonight, Right?
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November 17, 2022I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter
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June 16, 2022Home for Father’s Day Jorts Bingo
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February 16, 2021I’m the Guy Who Wears Shorts in the Winter, and One Day You Will All Bow Before My Bare Weatherproof Legs
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July 17, 2020I Am a Pair of Eddie Bauer Cargo Shorts, and I Have a Tasteful Number of Pockets
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May 12, 2020A Brief Description, Organized By Inseam Length, of the Shorts Tom Selleck Wears in Three Men And a Baby
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April 9, 2014My Life Coach Terry Got Me Athletic Shorts
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May 13, 2008A Pep Talk for the New Pair of Shorts I Will Wear Every Day This Summer
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November 3, 2004An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
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