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All posts tagged
sleeping
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May 20, 2021An Open Letter to Sleep: We Need to Talk
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August 19, 2020FAQ: Your Dreamweaver 2400 CPAP Machine
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December 30, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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August 14, 2019Modern-Day Cures for Insomnia
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February 9, 2016A Taxonomy of Naps
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August 19, 2014Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
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August 1, 2014My Baby is Sleeping Through the Night and So I Have Transcended Time, Space, and Pain
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January 13, 2014Sorry Guys, But I’ll Be Cryosleeping Throughout the Rest of this Space Expedition
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April 4, 2012SWF seeking SM to Sleep On the Other Side of the Bed
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June 14, 2004How I Fall Asleep
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 21, 2021It’s Time We Get Back to the Traditional Family Values of Absentee Fathers
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October 21, 2021An Interview with Farah Ali About Her New Book, People Want to Live