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All posts tagged
sleeping
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February 9, 2016List: A Taxonomy of Naps
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August 19, 2014List: Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
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August 1, 2014My Baby is Sleeping Through the Night and So I Have Transcended Time, Space, and Pain
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January 13, 2014Sorry Guys, But I’ll Be Cryosleeping Throughout the Rest of this Space Expedition
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April 4, 2012SWF seeking SM to Sleep On the Other Side of the Bed
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June 14, 2004How I Fall Asleep
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July 18, 2002It Could Happen To You
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July 1, 2002Sleep
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February 25, 2002Spicing Things Up
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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