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All posts tagged
sleeping
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August 19, 2020FAQ: Your Dreamweaver 2400 CPAP Machine
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December 30, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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August 14, 2019Modern-Day Cures for Insomnia
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February 9, 2016A Taxonomy of Naps
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August 19, 2014Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
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August 1, 2014My Baby is Sleeping Through the Night and So I Have Transcended Time, Space, and Pain
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January 13, 2014Sorry Guys, But I’ll Be Cryosleeping Throughout the Rest of this Space Expedition
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April 4, 2012SWF seeking SM to Sleep On the Other Side of the Bed
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June 14, 2004How I Fall Asleep
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July 18, 2002It Could Happen To You
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists