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All posts tagged

sleeping

December 30, 2019

My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents

by C.L. Mah
August 14, 2019

Modern-Day Cures for Insomnia

by Caitlin Kunkel
February 9, 2016

A Taxonomy of Naps

by Sam Weiner
August 19, 2014

Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps

by Patricia Robinson
August 1, 2014

My Baby is Sleeping Through the Night and So I Have Transcended Time, Space, and Pain

by Katie Schorr
January 13, 2014

Sorry Guys, But I’ll Be Cryosleeping Throughout the Rest of this Space Expedition

by Jason Edward Harrington
April 4, 2012

SWF seeking SM to Sleep On the Other Side of the Bed

by Kassia Miller
June 14, 2004

How I Fall Asleep

by Van Choojitarom
July 18, 2002

It Could Happen To You

by Stephany Aulenback
July 1, 2002

Sleep

by Stephany Aulenback

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 30, 2020

Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine

by Sally Miller and Julie Vick
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
July 16, 2018

The 6 Books Donald Trump Is Reading This Summer

by Wendi Aarons and Mariana Olenko

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July 14, 2020

Mom Hair Through the Ages

by Ali Solomon and Janine Annett
July 14, 2020

Emerson Whitney in conversation with Gender Justice LA

by Emerson Whitney
July 14, 2020

Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes

by Graham Techler
July 14, 2020

It’s Time for Spin Class With Deborah, Forgotten Horsewoman of the Apocalypse

by Brittain McNeel

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