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All posts tagged
sleeping
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August 19, 2020FAQ: Your Dreamweaver 2400 CPAP Machine
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December 30, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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August 14, 2019Modern-Day Cures for Insomnia
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February 9, 2016A Taxonomy of Naps
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August 19, 2014Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
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August 1, 2014My Baby is Sleeping Through the Night and So I Have Transcended Time, Space, and Pain
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January 13, 2014Sorry Guys, But I’ll Be Cryosleeping Throughout the Rest of this Space Expedition
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April 4, 2012SWF seeking SM to Sleep On the Other Side of the Bed
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June 14, 2004How I Fall Asleep
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July 18, 2002It Could Happen To You
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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September 22, 2020I’m the Guy Who Asks If Your Loved One Who Died From COVID-19 Had Any Pre-Existing Conditions
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September 22, 2020Critical Theories of the Pumpkin Spice Latte
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 21, 2020The Best Way to Honor Feminist Icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is to Show How the Male Politicians Running Our Government Are a Bunch of Morally Corrupt Assholes