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smart-phones
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December 2, 2022I Miss the Good Old Days When No One’s Clocks Were Synced
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March 10, 2016Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Should You Get Your Kid a Cellphone? A Guide
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December 14, 2015Trampolines Were Supposed to Bring Us Closer Together, But I Think They’re Driving Us Further Apart
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September 3, 2014I Only Use My Smartphone for Work, Email, and Embezzling Money from a Small Charity Organization
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October 21, 2009Five Other Activities During Which Texting Can Be Dangerous
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