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All posts tagged
statements
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January 13, 2011Official Statement from Arguriologus, Greek God of Double-Entry Accounting
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December 7, 2007Rarely Used Parenthetical Statements
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March 30, 2005Self-Delusional Statements Made by My First (And Hopefully Last) Ex-Fiancé
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December 15, 2003Statement of Witness from Benjamin Mavodones Concerning His Involvement in the Recent Actions Against Local Gang Members Who Call Themselves “The Hail Marys.”
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September 7, 2000Forward-Looking Statement
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