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statements
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January 13, 2011Official Statement from Arguriologus, Greek God of Double-Entry Accounting
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December 7, 2007Rarely Used Parenthetical Statements
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March 30, 2005Self-Delusional Statements Made by My First (And Hopefully Last) Ex-Fiancé
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December 15, 2003Statement of Witness from Benjamin Mavodones Concerning His Involvement in the Recent Actions Against Local Gang Members Who Call Themselves “The Hail Marys.”
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September 7, 2000Forward-Looking Statement
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 24, 2024I Am Chucky, and This Is My MasterClass
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him