These shoes are trendy, not gay.

I won’t go completely bald.

I think a green lightning tattoo on my hip would look trendy, not gay.

At least your sister likes me.

I didn’t get drunk; that wine was bad. It’s like food-poisoning, but with wine.

My Green Lantern ring is awesome.

I can speak French.

Maybe you can’t have them at all.

I could hold my own in a fight, if I had to.

Playing video games is really creative.

I don’t know why people always assume I’m gay.

I’m joining the Peace Corps so I can help others. I’m not running away from anything.

We can still be friends.