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All posts tagged
steroids
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August 2, 2023I’m a Four-Year-Old on Prednisone, and I’m About to Bench Press this Power Wheels
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November 29, 2021Wake Up, You are Joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe and You Need to Start Taking Steroids Right Now
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December 12, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Texas Department of Corrections: A Review of On the Right Track by Marion Jones
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February 27, 2013Banned Performance Enhancing Substances in Literary Competitions
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September 13, 2011Thereof On Steroids
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January 19, 2011Excerpts From the Lost Mitchell Report
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November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
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July 24, 2008Please Allow Sylvester Stallone a Few Words on Behalf of the Polar Bear
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February 15, 2008Fragments From Mcnamee! The Musical
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August 31, 2007Steroids Are Ruining The Comics Page
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President