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All posts tagged
steroids
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August 2, 2023I’m a Four-Year-Old on Prednisone, and I’m About to Bench Press this Power Wheels
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November 29, 2021Wake Up, You are Joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe and You Need to Start Taking Steroids Right Now
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December 12, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Texas Department of Corrections: A Review of On the Right Track by Marion Jones
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February 27, 2013Banned Performance Enhancing Substances in Literary Competitions
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September 13, 2011Thereof On Steroids
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January 19, 2011Excerpts From the Lost Mitchell Report
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November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
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July 24, 2008Please Allow Sylvester Stallone a Few Words on Behalf of the Polar Bear
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February 15, 2008Fragments From Mcnamee! The Musical
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August 31, 2007Steroids Are Ruining The Comics Page
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 29, 2025Reasons Your Password Was Rejected
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February 12, 2025Trump Is Just Threatening to Do Something Stupid as a Terrible Negotiation Tactic
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February 12, 2025We’re Being Maximally Transparent. For Instance, We [REDACTED]
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February 12, 2025McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Author Ahmed Naji and Translator Katharine Halls
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February 12, 2025I Know This Is a Bad Time, but I Would Like a Refund for My Ticket to Our American Cousin