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All posts tagged
steroids
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November 29, 2021Wake Up, You are Joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe and You Need to Start Taking Steroids Right Now
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December 12, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Texas Department of Corrections: A Review of On the Right Track by Marion Jones
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February 27, 2013Banned Performance Enhancing Substances in Literary Competitions
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September 13, 2011Thereof On Steroids
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January 19, 2011Excerpts From the Lost Mitchell Report
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November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
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July 24, 2008Please Allow Sylvester Stallone a Few Words on Behalf of the Polar Bear
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February 15, 2008Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments From Mcnamee! The Musical
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August 31, 2007Steroids Are Ruining The Comics Page
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September 5, 2006Charlie Brown Has Never Knowingly Taken Steroids
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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February 7, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ross Gay
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs