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    Banned Performance Enhancing Substances in Literary Competitions
    by Curtis Edmonds
  • September 13, 2011
    Thereof On Steroids
    by Jessica Goldkind and Rebecca Azhdam
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    Excerpts From the Lost Mitchell Report
    by Andrew Bridgman
  • November 2, 2009
    Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
    by Kent Woodyard
  • July 24, 2008
    Please Allow Sylvester Stallone a Few Words on Behalf of the Polar Bear
    by Blair Becker
  • February 15, 2008
    Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments From Mcnamee! The Musical
    by Ben Greenman
  • August 31, 2007
    Steroids Are Ruining The Comics Page
    by Jim Stallard
  • September 5, 2006
    Charlie Brown Has Never Knowingly Taken Steroids
    by Andrew and Edward Kirkpatrick
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