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All posts tagged
stores
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December 13, 2022We Are a Charming Small Business, We Sell Provisions, and We Refuse to Explain Ourselves to You
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August 6, 2020Announcing the First Grocery Store for Patriots Who Refuse to Wear Masks
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January 29, 2020Welcome to My Store for Women
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July 13, 2011Business Plan for Slutty Dresses
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May 13, 2011An Open Letter to Walgreens
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October 13, 2005Five Ill-Fated Store Names
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June 24, 2005The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
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September 10, 2003Sestina: Bodega
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February 23, 2001America’s Funniest Home Depots
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March 3, 2000In Search of the Red Planet