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All posts tagged

stores

July 13, 2011

Business Plan for Slutty Dresses

by Jill Jaracz
May 13, 2011

An Open Letter to Walgreens

by Joseph Andrew
October 13, 2005

Five Ill-Fated Store Names

by V. Einstein
June 24, 2005

The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium

by Kate Hahn
September 10, 2003

Sestina: Bodega

by Joelle Hann
February 23, 2001

America’s Funniest Home Depots

by Joy Nolan
March 3, 2000

In Search of the Red Planet

by Paul Maliszewski

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December 5, 2019

Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy

by Justin Tapp
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
December 6, 2019

People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times

by Donald J. Trump

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December 11, 2019

The Book of Job, As Told By Wile E. Coyote

by Caleb Coyne
December 10, 2019

I Am Sad to Report There Are No More Hot and Horny Singles In Your Area

by Jen Diamond
December 10, 2019

I Was Recently Hired to Analyze Diversity At a Business. Here Are the Names of People I Have Met So Far

by Victorya Chase
December 10, 2019

Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition

by Tom Elia