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suburbs
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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December 5, 2022I’m a Suburban Housewife Swing Voter and the Hunter Biden Porn Pics Aren’t Turning Me on at All
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September 21, 2022Welcome to Our Cul-De-Sac
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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August 17, 2020I’m a Suburban Mom Housewife — Here’s How to Get My Vote
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May 15, 2019Suburban Legends
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March 29, 2017The Saddest Places I’ve Drank While Visiting Home in the Suburbs
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February 7, 2017Excerpts from Laura Ingalls Wilder’s Little House In The Big Suburbs
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July 2, 2015Recent Entries On Suburbandictionary.Com
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June 30, 2008A Suburban Mother Tells Her 14-Year-Old Babysitter How to Make Her Parties More Raging
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 26, 2025Star Wars Quotes That I, a Federal Employee, Would Like to Say to Elon Musk