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All posts tagged
summer
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August 25, 2021Hang Out with Me, a Teacher, Before Summer Is Gone
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July 27, 2021I’m the Guy Who Wears Jeans in the Summer, and You’ll Never Get Me to Admit That I’m Burning Up
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June 10, 2021High Noon Sun Sips
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August 30, 2019An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”
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August 2, 2019Prevent Learning Loss By Making Your Child Practice Active Shooter Drills During Their Summer Vacation
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July 26, 2019Enjoy Your Family Summer Vacation At the Beach House Your Father-In-Law Rented For 18 People
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July 11, 2019Today We’ll Be Working Outside!!!
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June 6, 2019Six Summertime Childcare Options for Working Parents
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August 9, 2018Chopped Narrates Me Cooking a Summer Side Dish
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July 24, 2018My Summer Body: The Reveal
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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