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All posts tagged
summer
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August 25, 2021Hang Out with Me, a Teacher, Before Summer Is Gone
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July 27, 2021I’m the Guy Who Wears Jeans in the Summer, and You’ll Never Get Me to Admit That I’m Burning Up
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June 10, 2021High Noon Sun Sips
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August 30, 2019An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”
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August 2, 2019Prevent Learning Loss By Making Your Child Practice Active Shooter Drills During Their Summer Vacation
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July 26, 2019Enjoy Your Family Summer Vacation At the Beach House Your Father-In-Law Rented For 18 People
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July 11, 2019Today We’ll Be Working Outside!!!
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June 6, 2019Six Summertime Childcare Options for Working Parents
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August 9, 2018Chopped Narrates Me Cooking a Summer Side Dish
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July 24, 2018My Summer Body: The Reveal
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?