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All posts tagged
summer
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June 7, 2024Do You Have What It Takes to Take a Summer Friday?
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April 2, 2024How to Prepare for Feet Season
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide
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August 25, 2021Hang Out with Me, a Teacher, Before Summer Is Gone
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July 27, 2021I’m the Guy Who Wears Jeans in the Summer, and You’ll Never Get Me to Admit That I’m Burning Up
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June 10, 2021Reviews of New Food: High Noon Sun Sips
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August 30, 2019An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”
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August 2, 2019Prevent Learning Loss By Making Your Child Practice Active Shooter Drills During Their Summer Vacation
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July 26, 2019Enjoy Your Family Summer Vacation At the Beach House Your Father-In-Law Rented For 18 People
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July 11, 2019Today We’ll Be Working Outside!!!
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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