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teachers
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September 8, 2023Universally Acknowledged Truths for High School Teachers
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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August 17, 2023You Must Teach This New Curriculum with Fidelity
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July 17, 2023Side Hustles of My High School Students or Second Jobs of My Teacher Friends?
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April 12, 2023I’m Your Kid’s Teacher, and I Guess It’s Come to This: Announcing My Patreon
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March 21, 2023We Would Like to Discuss Why Our Preschooler Was Replaced After Only One Week as Snack Helper
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?
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December 16, 2022A Note about the American Teacher Act
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December 9, 2022Emily Dickinson’s Evaluation Rubric for a Tenure-Track Position at Her Liberal Arts College
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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February 13, 2025Government Welfare Is Evil, Unless the Money Goes to the Wealthiest Man in the World
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 13, 2025Valentine’s Day Guide for the Huberman Lab Listener in Your Life
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February 13, 2025I Vow, from This Day Forward, to Watch Every Episode of Freaks and Geeks with You