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All posts tagged
teenagers
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March 15, 2019Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Family Announcing My Resignation from Motherhood
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November 19, 2018List: A Parent’s Guide to Your Teenager’s Linguistic Distillation of Classic AP Lit Titles
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July 23, 2018Family Day on Fortnite Island
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April 18, 2018List: Who Said It: Middle-Aged Woman or Teenage Boy?
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March 14, 2018List: Student Activists or Part of a Sinister Plot?
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February 15, 2018I’m Not Like Other Girls, Because I’m Trapped at the Bottom of a Well
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January 12, 2018List: Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?
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December 5, 2017Hi, It’s Us, All the Fourteen-Year-Old Girls in America
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August 10, 2017Monologue: I’m a Teenager in High School as Portrayed By an Adult Woman On TV
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July 12, 2017How to Talk to Your Teen About Colluding With Russia
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathop, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand