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All posts tagged
teenagers
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October 19, 2022The Water Commission Begs Corey Blake, 13, to Take Shorter Showers
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April 20, 2022Getting High as a Teenager vs. Getting High as a Middle-Aged Adult
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April 7, 2022Greek Tragedies as Teen Movies
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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August 20, 2021Dorothy Parker Sayings, Revised for Parenting a Teenage Boy
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June 15, 2021An Open Letter to My Child’s Overnight Camp About the Things I Didn’t Have Room to Include in the “Anything Else We Should Know About Your Child?” Section of the Registration Form
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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March 3, 2021It’s Me, Your Former Junior High School Bully, and I’m Sorry to Inform You That Karma Hasn’t Caught Up With Me Yet
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February 9, 2021Another Beloved Show Goes Off the Rails: The Disturbing Seasons 13-18 of Your Child’s Life
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2023My Saturday Self Versus My Sunday Self
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 5, 2023Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Countless Lives, But They Will Kill Some of You First
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September 21, 2023Take Us to Your Leader, the One They Call Jake from State Farm