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teenagers
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February 2, 2024An Open Letter to the Driving Examiner Who Flunked My Kid
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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October 19, 2022The Water Commission Begs Corey Blake, 13, to Take Shorter Showers
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April 20, 2022Getting High as a Teenager vs. Getting High as a Middle-Aged Adult
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April 7, 2022Greek Tragedies as Teen Movies
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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August 20, 2021Dorothy Parker Sayings, Revised for Parenting a Teenage Boy
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June 15, 2021An Open Letter to My Child’s Overnight Camp About the Things I Didn’t Have Room to Include in the “Anything Else We Should Know About Your Child?” Section of the Registration Form
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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March 3, 2021It’s Me, Your Former Junior High School Bully, and I’m Sorry to Inform You That Karma Hasn’t Caught Up With Me Yet
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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