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All posts tagged
time-travel
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March 30, 2020I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper
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September 26, 2018A Time Traveler Goes Back in Time to the Birth of Baby Hitler But Gets the Wrong Baby
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January 3, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
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December 14, 2017While I Admit That I’m a Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin, I Thought I’d Made It Clear that I’m Not the Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin Who Killed Your Father
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July 26, 2017An Open Letter to the Time Traveler Who Keeps Making President Trump Look Like a Liar
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March 6, 2017I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming
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February 3, 2017What Space-Time is the Super Bowl?
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May 5, 2016A New York Times Wedding Announcement Shortly After the Advent of the Time Machine
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August 26, 2015Time Travel To-Do List
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June 17, 2014Excerpts from Three-Star Yelp Reviews of the World’s First Time Travel Company
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 18, 2024A Letter You Can Give to Your Children in Twenty Years Explaining That You Don’t Have Photos or Videos of Them as Babies Because You Couldn’t Figure Out How to Handle Your Phone’s Storage
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September 18, 2024FAQ’s About Our New Patient Portal, HellthChase
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear