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All posts tagged
time-travel
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May 4, 2020I Keep Checking My Mailbox for My Stimulus Check, But I’m Only Getting Time-Traveling Letters from Keanu Reeves in The Lake House
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April 28, 2020I Went Back In Time to Stop All This, But I Ended Up Giving It to Everyone Way Earlier, and Now It’s a Lot Worse
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March 30, 2020I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper
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September 26, 2018A Time Traveler Goes Back in Time to the Birth of Baby Hitler But Gets the Wrong Baby
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January 3, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
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December 14, 2017While I Admit That I’m a Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin, I Thought I’d Made It Clear that I’m Not the Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin Who Killed Your Father
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July 26, 2017An Open Letter to the Time Traveler Who Keeps Making President Trump Look Like a Liar
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March 6, 2017I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming
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February 3, 2017What Space-Time is the Super Bowl?
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May 5, 2016A New York Times Wedding Announcement Shortly After the Advent of the Time Machine
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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September 25, 2020The New Bill & Ted Movie Is More Chilling for What It Doesn’t Say About Trump Than What It Does
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September 24, 2020Editorial Template For Every Time a Grand Jury Acquits a Police Officer