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All posts tagged
time-travel
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June 7, 2024A Brief History of Time Travel
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December 11, 2023We Are Wirecutter, and Last Winter We Sent Eighty-Six Reporters to Test Fifteen Hundred Artificial Christmas Trees. Twelve Haven’t Returned
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November 6, 2023Our Elevator Is Having Some Issues
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November 1, 2023What to Do When You Encounter Your Time-Traveling Future Self
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September 13, 2023We Are Thrilled to Announce We Have Invented Portals, but Are Saddened to Reveal They Suck
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February 17, 2023I Asked ChatGPT to Send a Terminator Back in Time to Circumvent Its Own Inception
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August 4, 2022The Time Traveler’s Wife Is Late… AGAIN
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February 9, 2021Forget Baby Hitler, I’m Traveling Back in Time to Kill My 18-Year-Old Self Before I Sign Up for Student Loans
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May 4, 2020I Keep Checking My Mailbox for My Stimulus Check, But I’m Only Getting Time-Traveling Letters from Keanu Reeves in The Lake House
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April 28, 2020I Went Back In Time to Stop All This, But I Ended Up Giving It to Everyone Way Earlier, and Now It’s a Lot Worse
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 18, 2024I’m a Guardrail, and I Don’t Know What the Fuck You People Want from Me
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores
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November 29, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Signs