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All posts tagged

time-travel

February 9, 2021

Forget Baby Hitler, I’m Traveling Back in Time to Kill My 18-Year-Old Self Before I Sign Up for Student Loans

by Jameson Faber
May 4, 2020

I Keep Checking My Mailbox for My Stimulus Check, But I’m Only Getting Time-Traveling Letters from Keanu Reeves in The Lake House

by Tom Smyth
April 28, 2020

I Went Back In Time to Stop All This, But I Ended Up Giving It to Everyone Way Earlier, and Now It’s a Lot Worse

by Eli Grober
March 30, 2020

I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper

by Andy Ward
September 26, 2018

A Time Traveler Goes Back in Time to the Birth of Baby Hitler But Gets the Wrong Baby

by Teddy Wayne
January 3, 2018

Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button

by Matthew Disler
December 14, 2017

While I Admit That I’m a Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin, I Thought I’d Made It Clear that I’m Not the Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin Who Killed Your Father

by James Spillane
July 26, 2017

An Open Letter to the Time Traveler Who Keeps Making President Trump Look Like a Liar

by Mark Joslyn
March 6, 2017

I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming

by Brian Bennett
February 3, 2017

What Space-Time is the Super Bowl?

by Bizzy Coy

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May 13, 2022

Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children

by Susan Perabo
November 13, 2018

If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
May 2, 2022

Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining

by Wendi Aarons and Denise Schipani
May 18, 2022

A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem

by Tyler Gooch

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How Oizys, Greek Goddess of Misery, Spends Her Sundays

by Dan Toomey
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My Prediction That Political Attacks Against Me Will Escalate Has Nothing to Do With Me Exposing Myself to a Flight Attendant

by Devorah Blachor
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Diseases All Woodmont Alumni from 1971 to 2021 Should Immediately Be Screened For

by Jason Roeder and Mike Sacks
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Babies Need to Pull Themselves Up by Their Tiny Bootstraps

by Bobbie Armstrong