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All posts tagged
time-travel
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September 26, 2018A Time Traveler Goes Back in Time to the Birth of Baby Hitler But Gets the Wrong Baby
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January 3, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
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December 14, 2017While I Admit That I’m a Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin, I Thought I’d Made It Clear that I’m Not the Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin Who Killed Your Father
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July 26, 2017Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Time Traveler Who Keeps Making President Trump Look Like a Liar
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March 6, 2017I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming
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February 3, 2017What Space-Time is the Super Bowl?
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May 5, 2016A New York Times Wedding Announcement Shortly After the Advent of the Time Machine
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August 26, 2015Time Travel To-Do List
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June 17, 2014Excerpts from Three-Star Yelp Reviews of the World’s First Time Travel Company
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March 19, 2013A Memo to Investors in 11D Technologies, Inc
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe