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All posts tagged
time-travel
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September 26, 2018A Time Traveler Goes Back in Time to the Birth of Baby Hitler But Gets the Wrong Baby
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January 3, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
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December 14, 2017While I Admit That I’m a Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin, I Thought I’d Made It Clear that I’m Not the Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin Who Killed Your Father
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July 26, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Time Traveler Who Keeps Making President Trump Look Like a Liar
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March 6, 2017I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming
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February 3, 2017What Space-Time is the Super Bowl?
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May 5, 2016A New York Times Wedding Announcement Shortly After the Advent of the Time Machine
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August 26, 2015Time Travel To-Do List
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June 17, 2014Excerpts from Three-Star Yelp Reviews of the World’s First Time Travel Company
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March 19, 2013A Memo to Investors in 11D Technologies, Inc
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell