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All posts tagged

time-travel

August 4, 2022

The Time Traveler’s Wife Is Late… AGAIN

by Janelle Blasdel
February 9, 2021

Forget Baby Hitler, I’m Traveling Back in Time to Kill My 18-Year-Old Self Before I Sign Up for Student Loans

by Jameson Faber
May 4, 2020

I Keep Checking My Mailbox for My Stimulus Check, But I’m Only Getting Time-Traveling Letters from Keanu Reeves in The Lake House

by Tom Smyth
April 28, 2020

I Went Back In Time to Stop All This, But I Ended Up Giving It to Everyone Way Earlier, and Now It’s a Lot Worse

by Eli Grober
March 30, 2020

I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper

by Andy Ward
September 26, 2018

A Time Traveler Goes Back in Time to the Birth of Baby Hitler But Gets the Wrong Baby

by Teddy Wayne
January 3, 2018

Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button

by Matthew Disler
December 14, 2017

While I Admit That I’m a Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin, I Thought I’d Made It Clear that I’m Not the Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin Who Killed Your Father

by James Spillane
July 26, 2017

An Open Letter to the Time Traveler Who Keeps Making President Trump Look Like a Liar

by Mark Joslyn
March 6, 2017

I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming

by Brian Bennett

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January 24, 2023

Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You

by Mike Lacher
May 13, 2022

Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children

by Susan Perabo
January 10, 2023

Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation

by Tina Caputo
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Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types

by Martin McClellan

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by Carlos Greaves
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by Adam Campbell-Schmitt
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I’m the Kid from The Red Balloon, and That Thing Over Montana Is Not from China

by Aaron Applegate
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Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them

by Michael Fontana