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tongue-twisters

January 9, 2019

Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck

by Bobbie Armstrong
August 21, 2017

An Open Letter to the Lady Selling Seashells By the Seashore

by Thatcher Jensen
June 6, 2013

The Pernicious Perils of Peter Piper, P.I

by Matt Crowley
February 7, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Sally Sells Sea Shells at the Sea Shore

by Kent Woodyard
November 30, 2009

Manageable Tongue Twisters

by Jesse Eisenberg
July 10, 2001

Selling Seashells, Part 2: The Circus Worker And The Clown

by Matt Ware
July 9, 2001

Selling Seashells, Part 1: The Seashell Seller And The Bear

by Matt Ware

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January 14, 2021

I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement

by Simon Henriques
January 13, 2021

Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz

by Tom Smyth
January 20, 2021

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
January 20, 2021

A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency

by Sarah Hutto

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by Liz Alterman
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by Heather Osterman-Davis
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Now That I Am Old Enough to Enroll in Medicare, I Am Against Socialized Medicine

by Susie Aquilina
January 21, 2021

I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule

by Chandler Dean