A sentence which I could not pronounce until the 8th grade and a mnemonic for the steps to a properly wash a dish—according to my Aunt Tammy (scrape, soak, scrub, sanitize, air-dry, towel-dry, stack, smoke).
February 7, 2011
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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