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All posts tagged
tour-guides
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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December 13, 2018Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich
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May 7, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Gentleman Who Gave Us a Tour of Monticello
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November 21, 2006Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Aurora Nibley, Universal Studios Tour Guide
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July 5, 2006More Sections of the New York Times That Help Terrorists
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March 7, 2006Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I Was in the Navy (Sort Of): An Interview With Alex MacInnis
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October 10, 2003List: Things for Which I Was Either Reprimanded or Outright Suspended Without Pay When I Was a Teenage Universal Studios Hollywood Tour Guide in the Late Eighties
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
