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All posts tagged
us-government
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October 14, 2013Voices from the Government Shutdown: April Tabor and Yaa Apori
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October 11, 2013Voices from the Government Shutdown: Emily Barrentine
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October 10, 2013Voices from the Government Shutdown: Luis Chiliquinga and Miguelina Solano
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October 3, 2013Monologue: I am Clarence Fahnestock Memorial State Park, and This Government Shutdown is My Time to Shine
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June 10, 2013The NSA is Not Asking for Samples of Your Feces
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April 3, 2009The Assets at United States Treasury—Enter a World of Financial Indulgence
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March 20, 2006List: Perks No Longer Allowed to Congress Under the New Proposed Ethics Code
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August 10, 2005List: Acts Prohibited by the U.S. House of Representatives’ Proposed Flag-Burning Amendment
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September 1, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to Officials of the United States Government Regarding What’s New in My Reproductive Area
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November 19, 1999A House for Dee Dee
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell