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All posts tagged
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October 30, 2017Vampire Transformation Leave Policy
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October 27, 2017[REDACTED]
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October 2, 2017Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
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February 27, 2017HUD Grant Opportunities in the Ben Carson Era
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February 20, 2017Your Application for More Hours in the Day Has Been Rejected
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February 16, 2017We Must Radically Simplify the Tax Code, and I Don’t Know Whose Blood That Is
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February 6, 2017The First Law of Thermodynamics Has Had Enough of Your Shit
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January 25, 2017Official United States Department of Education Grizzly Bear Policy
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January 18, 2017Why I’m Nominating a Necromancer for Secretary of Health and Human Services
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January 6, 2017Who Said It: A Trump Cabinet Pick, or Shelob, the Giant Spider Monster from The Lord of the Rings?
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