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All posts tagged
us-government
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January 25, 2017Official United States Department of Education Grizzly Bear Policy
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January 18, 2017Why I’m Nominating a Necromancer for Secretary of Health and Human Services
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January 6, 2017List: Who Said It: A Trump Cabinet Pick, or Shelob, the Giant Spider Monster from The Lord of the Rings?
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December 5, 2016Why I’m Leaving My Job at the Illuminati and Joining the Trump Administration
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July 13, 2016CIA Memo Re: Pokémon GO
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September 24, 2014If You Think Military Intervention is Unjustified Now, Wait Until You See the Instability It Will Cause
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January 22, 2014President Obama Announces Changes to the NSA
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October 17, 2013Voices from the Government Shutdown: Tas Tellinghuisen and Bernie Sanders
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October 16, 2013Voices from the Government Shutdown: Leah Bannon
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October 15, 2013Voices from the Government Shutdown: Dan Roderick, Andrew Harris, and Marlena White
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