McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
us-government
-
February 18, 2021American Infrastructure Checks In to Remind You That It Isn’t Actually Supposed to Work
-
January 13, 2021This Might Be The Most Disgusting Fuddruckers of All Time, But It’s Just Not Who We Are
-
December 22, 2020In Lieu of Economic Stimulus, the Capitol Is Pleased to Announce the First Annual Hunger Games
-
June 4, 2020Yes, the Empire Blew Up Another Planet, But Do You Really Need to Attack the Death Star?
-
May 4, 2020I Keep Checking My Mailbox for My Stimulus Check, But I’m Only Getting Time-Traveling Letters from Keanu Reeves in The Lake House
-
March 26, 2020As Bad As the COVID-19 Crisis Is Now, Life Will Eventually Go Back to Being Normal-Bad Again
-
July 26, 2019More Updated Government Seals
-
June 25, 2018Latin Mottoes for Trump-Era Government Entities
-
June 6, 2018We Didn’t Mean for You to Find Out About All Those Additional Dead Puerto Ricans
-
November 29, 2017Dispatches from the Resistance: Will the Real Acting Director of the CFPB Please Stand Up?
Trending 🔥
-
May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
-
November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
-
May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
-
May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
Recently
-
May 20, 2022How Oizys, Greek Goddess of Misery, Spends Her Sundays
-
May 20, 2022My Prediction That Political Attacks Against Me Will Escalate Has Nothing to Do With Me Exposing Myself to a Flight Attendant
-
May 20, 2022Diseases All Woodmont Alumni from 1971 to 2021 Should Immediately Be Screened For
-
May 20, 2022Babies Need to Pull Themselves Up by Their Tiny Bootstraps