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vegans
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September 24, 2024Conversation Cheat Sheet for Vegans
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November 22, 2016I Wonder if Everybody at This Thanksgiving Dinner Party Knows I’m Vegan
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December 13, 2013Dietary-Restricted Middle Earth
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November 21, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Thanksgiving With Vegans
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February 29, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: Vegans Proudly Show Off Their Healthy “Pretend Poultry” Tacos or Their Soy Sauce Omelettes. Seemingly, Skipping Over the Tasty Staples of Dinner Appeals to Annoying Gardeners
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May 14, 2008Vegan Hikers Lost on Meatball Mountain Turn to Cannibalism
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September 19, 2007Expressions for Vegans
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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