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vegans

November 22, 2016

I Wonder if Everybody at This Thanksgiving Dinner Party Knows I’m Vegan

by Jory John
December 13, 2013

Dietary-Restricted Middle Earth

by John Peck
November 21, 2012

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Thanksgiving With Vegans

by Jesse Eisenberg
February 29, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Vegans Proudly Show Off Their Healthy “Pretend Poultry” Tacos or Their Soy Sauce Omelettes. Seemingly, Skipping Over the Tasty Staples of Dinner Appeals to Annoying Gardeners

by Kent Woodyard
May 14, 2008

Vegan Hikers Lost on Meatball Mountain Turn to Cannibalism

by David Henne
September 19, 2007

Expressions for Vegans

by Michael Armstrong

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December 5, 2019

Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy

by Justin Tapp
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
September 4, 2018

Sensible Hairstyles for Women Over 50

by Laura Winther Galaviz
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali

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December 13, 2019

Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund

by Marco Kaye
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Christmas Presents For Adjunct Professors

by Ross Bullen
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I’m the Duolingo Owl and I’m Tired of Your Bullshit

by Muireann Kelly
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Hello 12-Year-Old Reader, My Name Is Heathcliff and I Am Sorry That I Am About to Ruin Your Future Romantic Life

by Helena de Bres