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All posts tagged

vegetarian

November 22, 2021

I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole

by Gracie Beaver-Kairis
January 3, 2019

My Sister Pushes the Lobster

by Jesse Eisenberg
December 13, 2013

Dietary-Restricted Middle Earth

by John K. Peck
October 10, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Veggie Burgers are Pointless. People Can’t Give Up Cow & Still Expect “Burgers” from Gardens

by Kent Woodyard
December 6, 2006

Vegetarian Alternatives to Bowling

by Christopher Harris and John Painting
June 1, 2005

How to Tell If Your Vegetarian Girlfriend Has Been Sneaking Meat

by Jennifer Neely
November 19, 2001

Meatless Pop

by Jef Taylor

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November 22, 2023

Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving

by Nathaniel Brown
November 29, 2023

Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped

by J. Taylor Lee and Ave Grimshaw
February 23, 2012

Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers

by Jennifer Simonson
November 28, 2023

Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid

by Tyler Gooch

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by Mary Gulino
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by Susan Schorn
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by Nick Guadagnino