The only anti-vegetarian argument I’ve ever needed, and a mnemonic for the countries in South America (Venezuela, Brazil, Argentina, Peru, Paraguay, Columbia, Guyana, Uruguay, Chile, Suriname, Ecuador, Bolivia, French Guiana).
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