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All posts tagged
whole-foods
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May 12, 2011List: Roles I Imagine I am Auditioning for When I Shop at Whole Foods
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July 1, 2010List: Possible Reasons Why There is a Bird in This Whole Foods Dining Area
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October 23, 2008A Whole Foods Manager Introduces a New Product to His Customers
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November 8, 2007Understanding Food Labels You Might Encounter At Whole Foods
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August 16, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to Whole Foods Supermarkets
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics