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whole-foods

  • May 29, 2018
    Reviews of New Food: Kor Shots’ “Black Magic” and Beanitos Baked White Bean Mac n’ Cheese Crunch
    by Alison Satterlee and Renata Camara
  • April 9, 2018
    Reviews of New Food: Whole Foods’ Coconut Date Rolls and the Impossible Burger
    by JoJo Franzen and Sylvia Irizarry
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    List: The Kombucha Manifesto
    by Irving Ruan
  • October 20, 2017
    Reviews of New Food: The Fifteenth Batch, 2017
    by Various New Food Tasters
  • June 16, 2017
    Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
    by Ryan Garcia
  • April 26, 2017
    List: Reasons That Lady is Crying in Whole Foods
    by Phaea Crede
  • June 1, 2016
    Monologue: A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
    by Kira Jane Buxton
  • August 11, 2015
    What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
    by Paula Kamen
  • August 4, 2015
    List: Trial Shift Questionnaire for New Employees of a Natural Food Store
    by Chris Jordan
  • April 23, 2013
    Thank You for Your Donation
    by Gary Klien
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