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All posts tagged
whole-foods
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May 29, 2018Reviews of New Food: Kor Shots’ “Black Magic” and Beanitos Baked White Bean Mac n’ Cheese Crunch
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April 9, 2018Reviews of New Food: Whole Foods’ Coconut Date Rolls and the Impossible Burger
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April 2, 2018The Kombucha Manifesto
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October 20, 2017Reviews of New Food: The Fifteenth Batch, 2017
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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April 26, 2017Reasons That Lady Is Crying In Whole Foods
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June 1, 2016A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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August 4, 2015Trial Shift Questionnaire for New Employees of a Natural Food Store
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April 23, 2013Thank You for Your Donation
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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May 14, 2021A B-List Celebrity’s Rider or a Toddler’s Food Demands?
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May 14, 2021I’m Not Emotionally Available Enough to Be in a Relationship Right Now Because I Have a Lot Going on with My Thesis and I Was Raised by Jaguars in the Peruvian Amazon
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May 14, 2021Important New Findings on American Stress-Cheese Consumption During the Pandemic
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May 13, 2021A/B testing “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”