All posts tagged
whole-foods
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April 9, 2018Reviews of New Food: Whole Foods’ Coconut Date Rolls and the Impossible Burger
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April 2, 2018The Kombucha Manifesto
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October 20, 2017Reviews of New Food: The Fifteenth Batch, 2017
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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April 26, 2017List: Reasons That Lady is Crying in Whole Foods
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June 1, 2016Monologue: A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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August 4, 2015List: Trial Shift Questionnaire for New Employees of a Natural Food Store
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April 23, 2013Thank You for Your Donation
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May 12, 2011List: Roles I Imagine I am Auditioning for When I Shop at Whole Foods
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists