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whole-foods

May 29, 2018

Reviews of New Food: Kor Shots’ “Black Magic” and Beanitos Baked White Bean Mac n’ Cheese Crunch

by Renata Camara and Alison Satterlee
April 9, 2018

Reviews of New Food: Whole Foods’ Coconut Date Rolls and the Impossible Burger

by Sylvia Irizarry and JoJo Franzen
April 2, 2018

The Kombucha Manifesto

by Irving Ruan
October 20, 2017

Reviews of New Food: The Fifteenth Batch, 2017

by Various New Food Tasters
June 16, 2017

Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods

by Ryan Garcia
April 26, 2017

Reasons That Lady Is Crying in Whole Foods

by Phaea Crede
June 1, 2016

A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband

by Kira Jane Buxton
August 11, 2015

What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?

by Paula Kamen
August 4, 2015

Trial Shift Questionnaire for New Employees of a Natural Food Store

by Chris Jordan
April 23, 2013

Thank You for Your Donation

by Gary Klien

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by Eli Grober
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by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

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by Carlos Greaves
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We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families

by Carlos Greaves