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All posts tagged
whole-foods
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May 29, 2018Reviews of New Food: Kor Shots’ “Black Magic” and Beanitos Baked White Bean Mac n’ Cheese Crunch
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April 9, 2018Reviews of New Food: Whole Foods’ Coconut Date Rolls and the Impossible Burger
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April 2, 2018The Kombucha Manifesto
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October 20, 2017Reviews of New Food: The Fifteenth Batch, 2017
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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April 26, 2017Reasons That Lady Is Crying In Whole Foods
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June 1, 2016A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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August 4, 2015Trial Shift Questionnaire for New Employees of a Natural Food Store
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April 23, 2013Thank You for Your Donation
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax