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All posts tagged
wife
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January 30, 2015Monologue: I’m the Cool Wife In a Snack Dip Commercial
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June 11, 2009List: Aesop’s Wife’s Tales
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March 24, 2009List: Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics
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December 12, 2006Sestina: I’m Obsessed With My Wife
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October 21, 2004Excerpts From Dagwood Bumstead’s Intervention
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February 23, 1999I Can Get My Pants off Quickly Because They are Loose-Fitting and I am Not Wearing Shoes
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?