The Ant and the Grasshopper Who Forgot Their Anniversary

The Boy Who Cried Wolf But Still Can’t Communicate His Feelings

The Mouse and the Lion Who Always Wants Sex Even When She Has A Headache

The Cat That Should Have Married The Athenian Senator When She Had the Chance

The Bear Who Went To Go Drinking With His Friends Even Though He Just Went Out With Them Last Night

The Hen and the Fat, Lazy, Selfish Ass

The Peacock and the Increasingly Enticing Pool Boy

The Dog, the Eagle, and the Refusal to Have a Baby

The Tortoise and the Alimony