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All posts tagged
fairy-tales
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November 8, 2022Rachel Maddow’s “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”
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August 23, 2022New York Times’ “The Hunt”: Which Place Did Goldilocks Choose?
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August 12, 2022Thank You for Taking Care of Our Haunted and Enchanted Castle
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July 30, 2021A Retelling of Snow White in Which It’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”
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June 30, 2021We Apologize for Getting Married in the Gingerbread House from “Hansel and Gretel”
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January 12, 2021Haruki Murakami’s Fairy Tales
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June 20, 2018The Witch From “Hansel and Gretel” Decides to End Her Controversial Policy of Luring Children to Her Home and Eating Them
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December 18, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Little Red Riding Hood and the Big, Bad First Date Where the Guy Looked Nothing Like His Pictures On Tinder
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December 8, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Libertarian Goldilocks
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March 3, 2017Regarding My Participation On Rumpelstiltskin’s Business Advisory Council
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August 15, 2024If Tim Walz Is America’s Dad, These Are America’s Other Family Members
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 23, 2024We Have Updated Our Children’s Menu Options to Better Reflect What We See Your Children Doing in Our Restaurant
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 6, 2024As a Feminist, I Believe a Woman Can Be Miserable Whether She Is Childless or Not
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September 6, 2024Which Emojis Are Best for a Layoff Email?
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September 5, 2024This is NOT a Tradwife’s Confession About the Joys of Back-to-School
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September 5, 2024Short Conversations with Poets: Zoë Hitzig