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All posts tagged
fairy-tales
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July 30, 2021A Retelling of Snow White in Which It’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”
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June 30, 2021We Apologize for Getting Married in the Gingerbread House from “Hansel and Gretel”
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January 12, 2021Haruki Murakami’s Fairy Tales
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June 20, 2018The Witch From “Hansel and Gretel” Decides to End Her Controversial Policy of Luring Children to Her Home and Eating Them
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December 18, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Little Red Riding Hood and the Big, Bad First Date Where the Guy Looked Nothing Like His Pictures On Tinder
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December 8, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Libertarian Goldilocks
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March 3, 2017Regarding My Participation On Rumpelstiltskin’s Business Advisory Council
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April 4, 2014Grimm’s Terms and Conditions for Your Three Wishes
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September 22, 2011Goldilocks Reviews the Sunshine Mary Jane Pump on Zappos
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June 11, 2009Aesop’s Wife’s Tales
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax