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All posts tagged

yard-sales

July 24, 2015

I’m an Expert Haggler at Garage Sales

by Jory John
January 4, 2010

An Open Letter to Undated Yard Sale Signs and the Yard Sale Purveyors Who Make Them

by Brad Efford
March 17, 2008

The Focus Group’s Transcript for My Prospective Garage Sale

by S. Craig Renfroe

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April 13, 2021

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

by Leslie Ylinen
April 9, 2021

The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial

by Kevin Lutz
April 9, 2021

An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting

by Lou Cove
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by Susan Harlan

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by Devorah Blachor
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As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults

by Carlos Greaves
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My Two-Year-Old’s Guide to Potty Training Your Parents

by C.L. Mah