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All posts tagged

yard-sales

July 24, 2015

I’m an Expert Haggler at Garage Sales

by Jory John
January 4, 2010

An Open Letter to Undated Yard Sale Signs and the Yard Sale Purveyors Who Make Them

by Brad Efford
March 17, 2008

The Focus Group’s Transcript for My Prospective Garage Sale

by S. Craig Renfroe

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September 2, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
September 7, 2021

A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks

by Victor Ray
September 22, 2021

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 8, 2021

Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax

by Kathryn Baecht

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