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Ash Wednesday

+; ) 
Flirty Ash Wednesday

: F 
Bored snake

[>: ( 
Fire bad

[I: I 
Ice neither good nor bad; me ambivalent

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Attacked by cat

:%I
Lowering glasses to see if you’re serious

;%)
Lowering glasses to see if you’re feeling what I’m feeling

:>>q
Accidentally spraying self in eye with mace

O0o
No one in my family has any response to what you just said |

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Hitler birthday party

<;#
Flirty Hitler birthday party

X;<)
Flirty triceratops

X,<)
Flirty triceratops cyclops

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Soup ladle

;P
Flirty soup ladle

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Wolverine

{: I
Frida Kahlo

@: I
Combover

:o)
Bear missing ears

:^ u  
Abject horror

;^ u
Flirty abject horror

: i
Cold sore

; i
Flirty cold sore