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Top Ten Things I (Not Me) Love About You, Janine (Probably Not You)
by J.P. Howley (2/11/2003)

Teams in My Fantasy Hockey League
by Noel Franus (2/11/2003)

Ways This One Project Manager Replies to My Replies to Her E-mailed Questions About Documentation
by Peter Ward Brown (1/21/2003)

Words and Phrases I Use at Work, but Seldom Use at Home
by Teresa DiFalco (1/21/2003)

Names, Words, and Phrases from Notes Taken in an Archaeology Class, Whose Meanings and Context I Have Since Forgotten
by Zoe Piel (1/21/2003)

Nicknames I’ve Been Called by My Family
by Gregorian Von Vermouthian (1/21/2003)

The Track Listing on a CD Titled Songs That Remind Me of Katie Burned By My 15-Year-Old Brother (Where Katie is His Girlfriend)
by Nicolas Duquette (1/21/2003)

Titles of Threads on the OSFriends Forum, an Internet Message Board for Fans of the Osmonds
by Jeremy Grimshaw (1/21/2003)

Track List of an Air Supply Greatest Hits Compilation in an Alternate Universe Where the Concept of “Love” Is Expressed by the Words Partially Hydrogenated Corn Syrup
by Charles Ullmann (12/21/2002)

Nicknames for the Nuns at My Catholic Girls Boarding School
by Heidi Bullard (11/21/2002)

Easily Confused Municipalities in Massachusetts
by Seth D. Michaels (11/21/2002)

Mystifying Expressions That Victor Skaarup and Kris Winther Thought Fit To Include In Their 1949 Swedish Reference Work USA Slang, Ordbok Over Modern Amerikansk Slang
by Ethan Hein (11/21/2002)

Part of ‘P’ and All of ‘Q’ and ‘R’ in the Jobs and Occupations Index of the “Word in Life Study Bible.”
by Richard Engel (11/21/2002)

Items From the Neiman Marcus 2002 Christmas Book
by Claire Zulkey (11/21/2002)

Potential Names of TV Shows Taken from Every Other Word of the Preamble of the US Constitution, And on What Networks Those Shows Might Appear
by Michael Ward (11/4/2002)

Animals I Enjoy Imagining
by Felix Muhl (11/4/2002)

People Playing Scrabble in “The Merry Worzels Game Room” on
by Michael Rose (11/4/2002)

Bits of Conversation Overheard at My Neighborhood’s Swimming Pool
by Lauren Spisak (11/4/2002)

Several Books Left in My Apartment Building’s Laundry Room
by Vince Keenan (10/21/2002)

Major League Baseball Players and Their Injuries
by Seth Kolloen (10/21/2002)

Chocolate Molds Available from a Leisure World, in Toronto, Ontario
by Brandon Cunningham (10/21/2002)

Contents of the Useless Courier Bag I Took to This Job Interview Just to Avoid Being Empty-Handed
by Andrew Krucoff (10/15/2002)

Cable News Shows in Geometry Geek Heaven
by Michelle Orange (10/15/2002)

Memories from My Youth Involving My Best Friend, Glen Sanford
by Josh Michtom (10/15/2002)

Motivational Slogans Posted on the Walls of the Career Services Office at the Borough of Manhattan Community College
by Jules Lipoff (10/15/2002)

Actual Security Incidents at Queen’s University
by Neil Pasricha (10/15/2002)

Example Sentences from My Sixth-Grade Grammar Book
by Tim Bubar (9/23/2002)

Band Names Proposed by My Stepbrother Who Sometimes Believes He’s Peter Criss of Kiss
by Jon L. Fine (9/23/2002)

Names New Agers in Santa Fe, New Mexico Have Given Themselves
by Ranee Zaporski (9/23/2002)

Frequently Asked Questions at the Office
by Kurt Shriner (9/23/2002)

Stay A While: Articles in Back Issues of Parking Today
by Steve Delahoyde (9/23/2002)

Actual and Made-up Adages Used to Promote the Consumption of Pork
by Megan Peterson and Sarah Garb (9/16/2002)

Rejected Dialogue for the Chinese Psy-Ops Officer in Pork Chop Hill
by Greg Knauss (9/16/2002)

More Titles of Résumés Posted by Job-Seekers on a San Francisco-Area Website
by Tony Cross (9/16/2002)

Actual Entries from the Scots Dialect Dictionary
by John McMurtrie (9/16/2002)

Things I Learned about My Spanish Teacher During Intensive Lessons in Which We Can Only Speak in Spanish
by Matthew Johnson (9/16/2002)

Online Reviews of the Shockwave Bowling Game
by Shawn Bruce (9/9/2002)

Mnemonic Devices to Help You Remember How to Spell “Mnemonic Devices.”
by Rick Larsen (9/9/2002)

Shakespearean Character or Prescription Drug Not Covered By My Blue Cross/Blue Shield Plan?
by Michael Ward (9/9/2002)

Everything I Need to Known I Learned from Spam
by Julie Landry (9/3/2002)

All of Chewbacca’s Dialogue in the Comic Book Version of The Empire Strikes Back
by Brian McMullen (9/3/2002)

Crayola Crayons Included in Its New Hollywood Box
by Josh Abraham (9/3/2002)

Bored, I Search Google for “Luke Is.”
by Luke Rosa (9/3/2002)

Actual Soap Opera Recaps, 1996-2002
by Liza Daly (9/3/2002)

Vocabulary Words We Learned by Playing Dungeons & Dragons
by Marc Newman and Pat Hall (9/3/2002)

Military Acronyms That Are Also Men’s Names
by Laura Golembieweski (8/12/2002)

Things NYC Cabdrivers Yelled at Me While I Crossed the Street
by Jeff Hurlock (8/12/2002)

Papa Was a Rolling Stone
by Donald Illich (8/12/2002)

Names I’ve Been Called as a Little League Umpire
by Aaron Hotfelder (8/12/2002)

Local TV Weatherman or Porn Actor?
by Chris Strauss (8/12/2002)

Scientific Journals Available Electronically at the Mt. Sinai School of Medicine
by Dorothy Gambrell (8/5/2002)

Lessons Learned from My Study of Literature
by Sean Carman (8/5/2002)

Terms Used in an Office-Supply Catalog to Describe Placements of Tabs on Manila File Folders That Could Also Describe Political Ideologies or Sexual Preferences
by Stephanie McNutt (8/5/2002)

Films about Tough Jews
by Adam Weitz (8/5/2002)

Actual Responses by My Fourteen-Year-Old Japanese Students to the Prompts “In the Future, I Want to Be…” and “Because…”
by Brook Crawley (8/5/2002)

Review Headings of New York City’s Bliss Spa
by Gloria Fallon (7/29/2002)

The Graffiti of Minneapolis
by Keith Pille (7/29/2002)

Women with Whom Klaus Kinski Has Had Sex, According to His Autobiography, Klaus Kinski: I Need Love, in Order of Mention
by Jacob Jost (7/29/2002)

Actually Heard on the New York City Subway/Never Heard on the New York City Subway
by John Parsley (7/29/2002)

Businesses in Sydney, Australia Beginning with Mr. or Mister
by Marko Mustac (7/22/2002)

Partial List of Items That Cannot Be Legally Mailed to Canada from Other Countries
by Chad Stevens (7/22/2002)

Things My Friend Fabio Said Recently
by Jocelyn Carscallen (7/22/2002)

Subject Lines from Co-Workers’ Goodbye Messages after Getting Laid Off Recently
by Stacey Herron (7/22/2002)

Actual Items Described in Published Articles as Being “the Toughest Nut” or “the Toughest Nut to Crack.”
by Amy O'Leary (7/22/2002)

Contents of Stockton, California’s Sesquicentennial Time Capsule
by Patrick Haddick (7/15/2002)

The Latest in Fake Meat Products
by Danielle Hess and Mickey Hess (7/15/2002)

Actual Misspellings of My Name by the Chinese Restaurant I Call for Pick-Up
by Cody Clarke (7/15/2002)

Questions Recently Answered on Yahoo!’s “Ask the Doctor” Website
by Victoria Owens (7/15/2002)

Papers Appearing in Science Magazine’s “Reflections on Self” Issue
by Jennifer Frazier (7/15/2002)

Terrible Fake Names
by Claire Zulkey (7/8/2002)

FTD Floral Arrangements Available to Express One’s Sympathy
by Sally Sax (7/8/2002)

Not Very Scary Movies
by Joshua Watson (7/8/2002)

Prom Themes Suggested Instead of “Under the Sea” When My Best Friend Told Me to “Think Outside the Box, Woman!”
by Amy O'Leary (7/8/2002)

Lines from the Unabomber’s Manifesto or Roxy Music’s “Manifesto”?
by Luke Rosa (7/8/2002)

Actual Brands of the Coca-Cola Company
by John Moe (7/1/2002)

Items Received during the Last Eleven Months at a Northern California Food Bank
by Bill Richter (7/1/2002)

Almost Rhymes With Orange
by Dan Kennedy (7/1/2002)

Third Quarter Employee Accident/Injury Report
by Rick Larsen (6/24/2002)

Appalled in Albuquerque: Recent Uses of “Appalled” in Letters to the Weekly Alibi, Albuquerque’s Weekly Newspaper
by Noah Masterson (6/24/2002)

Final Sentences of Essays I Wrote in College
by Brian McMullen (6/24/2002)

Keywords That Recently Directed Google Users to My Website
by Wes Ferguson (6/24/2002)

Selected Words from a Chinese-English Dictionary Published in the People’s Republic of China And the Sentences Used to Illustrate Their Meanings
by David Jaggard (6/16/2002)

The Wrong Mantras
by Dan Kennedy (6/16/2002)

Pre-1900 American Political Party or Music Group?
by Trey Kazee (6/16/2002)

I Am a Big Fan of the Following Westerns, and No, They Aren’t Porn
by Ross Barnes (6/10/2002)

Words Overheard in an Amtrak Dining Car Bound for Seattle
by Jonathan Fine (6/10/2002)

Actual Titles of Stephen Dixon Short Stories Used As Ice Breakers to Mixed Results (Punctuation Mine)
by Edward Weinstein (6/10/2002)

Actual Headlines from the March InStyle Magazine
by Claire Zulkey (6/10/2002)

Nicknames for Some of My Coworkers
by Lauren Spisak (6/10/2002)

Titling Movies
by Scott Southwick (6/10/2002)

Actual Names Entered into the Electronic Scorekeeper at Clover Lakes Bowling Alley, in Rochester, New York
by Cole Louison (6/3/2002)

International Equivalents: Cake Hole
by Aaron Stoker-Ring (6/3/2002)

Keywords to the New Home Page of the MIT Media Lab
by Sam Potts (6/3/2002)

Shoe-Lacing Methods
by Shane Wilson (6/3/2002)

Signatures Available from Print Shop’s Certificate Maker Program
by Megan Peterson and Sarah Garb (6/3/2002)

Suggestions from Baedeker’s 1878 Traveller’s Manual of Conversation
by John McMurtrie (5/27/2002)

Questions Most Frequently Asked by Bookstore Customers
by Kera Yonker (5/27/2002)

Potential Names for Christian Rock Bands Taken from Lines in Emily Dickinson’s Poems
by E.B. Dubreuil (5/27/2002)

Selected Speeches on the Theme of “Perfect Day,” as Summarized in the British Airways Japanese Speech Contest for Schools Program
by Greg Pallis (5/27/2002)

Music Industry Trends Not Yet Overexposed
by John Moe (5/27/2002)

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