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All posts tagged
texting
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January 6, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Mike likes hannah!! SOOOO JEALOUS!!!!!! J/K mikes creepy & rude. R U joking? gross. EEE-WWWW!!!!!!!!”
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October 21, 2009Five Other Activities During Which Texting Can Be Dangerous
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June 3, 2009God Texts the Ten Commandments
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September 11, 2008New Texting Acronyms for the Elderly
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March 20, 2008Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful
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January 11, 2006Suggestions for a Proposed National Code of Health Emoticons and Abbreviations for Instant Messenger
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