Monologue: John Connor Testifies Against the Trans-Pacific PartnershipNew
by Jeff Nussbaum


The SCOTUS Marriage Decision, in HaikuNew
by Daniela Lapidous

Purify Your System With the Seven-Day Chili Dog Cleanse
by Django Gold

List: Measures We’re Taking to Offset the Patriarchal Footprint of Our Wedding
by Hannah Ballou

Let’s Take This Open Floor Plan to the Next Level
by Kelsey Rexroat

I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
by Melinda Taub

A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar
by Jesse Eisenberg

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