@thereal_saintfrancis_: Canticle of the CoolNew
by Nick Farrell and Rachel Farrell

Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Sell Sofas On CraigslistNew
by Angie Pelekidis


It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
by Colin Nissan

Security Questions for Single, Childless People
by Shannon Reed

A Generic College Paper
by Jon Wu

List: Boat Parts or Names of Unvaccinated Children?
by Grant Pardee

30 and Pregnant
by Rachel Friedman

New denotes newish content, Updated indicates a recent update.

McSweeney’s is a publishing company based in San Francisco.
As well as operating a daily humor website, we also publish Timothy McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, the Believer, and an ever-growing selection of books under various imprints. You can buy all of these things from our online store.