Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Problems Only Dave the Programmer UnderstandsNew
by Rufi Thorpe

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Magazine Editors On the Best Times to Send RejectionsNew
by Kavita Das


Jamie and Jeff’s Note to the Babysitter
by Paul William Davies

List: Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
by Susan Harlan

Jamie and Jeff’s Birth Plan
by Paul William Davies

Please Don’t Get Murdered at School Today
by Kimberly Harrington

Eight Excuses I Have Told My Son to Use for His Failure to Hand in English Homework, Excuses I Have Learned are Acceptable During a Thirty-Year Career in Journalism, Books, and FilmNew
by Nick Hornby

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