Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Ways Your College Roommate Alexandra Terrifies YouNew
by Rufi Thorpe

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: FamiliarityNew
by Teddy Wayne


List: Titles of Bach Chorales, as Translated By My Niece After One Semester of German
by Nolan Bonvouloir

How to Negotiate a Raise (If You’re a Woman)
by Maura Quint

Here Are the Times I Am Typically Free to Meet
by Joe Saunders

I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final PapersNew
by Robin Lee Mozer

List: Sixteen Classic Poems That Will Change Your Life!
by Graham Barnhart and Paige Quinones

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