Monologue: Glengarry, Bob RossNew
by Zack Wortman

List: Differences Between Me, Teddy Wayne, and Bruce Wayne/John WayneNew
by Teddy Wayne


It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
by Colin Nissan

A Generic College PaperNew
by Jon Wu

Best Joke Ever: Mitch Hedberg: Hippie Martian Zen Genius
by Mark Peters

Classic Movies Changed to Not Be Sexist
by Blythe Roberson

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes
by Matt Bell

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