Open Letters: An Open Letter to the People Who Decide Which Women’s Apparel Catalogs to Send MeNew
by Hana Schank

On the Trail of Mary Jane: Dabs, Girlz, and Restraining OrdersNew
by Wendy C. Ortiz


Our Band Only Sold One Copy of Our Album and We’d Like it Back
by Jake Tuck

List: Lines from The Princess Bride that Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
by Jennifer Simonson

Client Feedback On the Creation of the Earth
by Mike Lacher

Kafka’s Joke Book
by John McNamee

Jamie and Jeff’s Birth Plan
by Paul William Davies

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