My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey: Monty PythonNew
by Dan Pasternack

List: Expanded Explanations to Have On Hand to Convince Others Your Purebred Labrador Retriever is Really a RescueNew
by Carolyn Mason


It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
by Colin Nissan

A Generic College Paper
by Jon Wu

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes
by Matt Bell

Monologue: Glengarry, Bob Ross
by Zack Wortman

Classic Movies Changed to Not Be Sexist
by Blythe Roberson

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