1. 6 INFLATED TIRES, 1 EMPTY LIFE

2. HAPPY WAS ADAM WHO NEVER READ KIERKEGAARD

3. HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE HONKING ON MY REAR

4. YOU TAKE NOTHING FROM LIFE, ONLY AN EXISTENCE DEVOID OF MEANING

5. IN THE CURVES OF YOUR BODY I ROLLED OVER MY ESSENCE

6. LIFE IS IRRATIONAL AND I WILL NOT PAY TOLL

7. DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM OR WHERE I AM GOING, MY GPS IS BROKEN

8. LIFE HAS NO MEANING, BUT I DRIVE SINGING

9. MY FATE IS TO SUFFER, BUT I STILL HAVE MY MARXIST ENGAGEMENT

10. MAN IS CONDEMNED TO BE FREE, BUT RESPECT THE ROAD SIGNS

11. IF GOD DOES NOT EXIST, EVERYTHING IS PERMITTEDLESS TO DRIVE AGAINST THE ROAD

12. LIFE IS AN EMPTY EXPERIENCE: DO NOT HONK OR I STOP

13. HEIDEGGER, BEAUTY! I AM CAMUS FOR YOU!