A List of Five Favorite Heresies of the Roman Catholic Church, Disguised in the Form of Unused Episode Titles for the Hit Situation Comedy Friends, and Their Dates

1. The One About the Denial of the Eternal Suffering of Sinners (392-404; 514-554)

2. The One About the Affirmation of Man’s Basic Goodness and Access to Heaven (410-418)

3. The One About the Evil Principle That Is Coequal With, and Works Against, God (1012-c. 1330)

4. The One About the Denial of Jesus’ Fully Divine Nature (428-489)

5. The One About the Denial of Transubstantiation and the Affirmation of Consubstantiation, and Furthermore the Existence of a Community of the Faithful Not Necessarily Contiguous With the Community of the Holy Church of Rome (c.1350-early C15)