Uncle Nuthin
Cola Ebowla
Old Man Corn
Oats
The Big
Worms
Smomp
Late Nofunnyname
June 3, 2002
Actual Names Entered into the Electronic Scorekeeper at Clover Lakes Bowling Alley, in Rochester, New York
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