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August 20, 2001

Actual Names of Racers in the United States Lawnmower Racing Association

by Colin Devinish

Geronimow
Sodzilla
Mr. Mowjangles
Prograsstinator
Turfinator
Hedge Hog
Lawn Ranger
Garden Gangster
Ace of Blades
Blades of Thunder
Mowdacious
Mowron
Mowertician
Blade Runner
Weedy Gonzales

Lawnmowers

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