An ego of creative directors

A scribble of copywriters

A wireframe of UX designers

A scold of project managers

A sharpie of art directors

A bluster of biz-dev guys

A scrum of developers

A metric of analytics directors

An upvote of social media experts

A checkbox of HR people

A bootlick of account executives

A crimson of proofreaders

A veneer of recruiters

An algorithm of SEO specialists

A midnight of interns